More confusion

The Vampire emailed me a week ago, not to ask why I’d deleted him as a friend on Facebook, but instead to tell me he finally found my DVD of Match Point (by the way, great movie and I highly recommend it) that he’s had for a year and a half and asked how I’d like to get it back from him.  I responded asking if we could meet for coffee, figuring I could get my movie back and explain in person that I wasn’t mad or upset at him, it just seems obvious that we can’t be friends (in the true sense of the word) so we might as well cut ties.  That was a week ago, and I haven’t heard back from him.  I’m assuming it is because he subsequently noticed we were no longer FB friends and decided I was a crazy bitch that he wanted nothing to do with.  Because I can’t think of another reason he would initiate an email and then not follow through on something as simple as meeting me for coffee to return something of mine he’s had since September of 2008.

I am kind of bummed because I had this entire speech planned that sounded amazing and logical and would appease him of any guilt.  I mean, he doesn’t need to feel guilty for having a girlfriend, only for how he’s treated me in the past, but since we’re not going to be friends anymore, he therefore doesn’t have to feel bad about it (if he even still did, which is debatable).

On top of all of this – I had made a recent comment to my friend in Atlanta, we’ll call him OSU, about how Ken Dorsey was the love of my life (obviously joking since I’ve never met the kid – it was just when I was going through my tall, skinny, QB phase).  He then made some comment about how OSU killed him in the ’03 Fiesta Bowl, to which I responded asking he kindly never bring up that game again.  A couple nights later he texts me, “just so you know, they call me Ken Dorsey.”  Really??  Really?  You’re seriously telling me this?  I mean…sure, he was probably joking, but why go there?  My first reaction was, “is he trying to tell me something else?”  Surely he wouldn’t tell me via text that he wants to be the love of my life, nor can he be since I’m pretty sure he’s dating someone.  But, it was just an odd thing to say, and I really wasn’t sure how to react OR respond.  So, after careful consideration, I responded with, “does that mean I get to sack you?”  Annnnd….nothing.  That’s right.  That got no response.

I give up.